The 11th grader in the carpool: Our English teacher gives us the most cheesy topics to write essays about.
Inhouse-kid: Tell me about it. We were asked to write about “The heart perceives what the eyes can’t see”. Eww.
Mom: You should write about the ant that bit your butt. Your heart perceived it, your eyes didn’t see it !
Kid: This is why I see a dark future ahead of me.